♡ Welcome ♡
{Insert something incredibly witty here}

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)


lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me


verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.


trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)